7 Things R. Kelly Actually Said at His ‘Trapped in the Closet: Chapter 23’ Screening
On his current occupation and the inspiration behind “Trapped in the Closet”: “I don’t have a job, so I think of stupid stuff to do all day.”
On how he comes up with the characters and the storyline for “Trapped in the Closet”: “I sit in this chair and get me some Cognac.”
On switching between Sylvester, his “Trapped in the Closet” character, and R. Kelly, the R&B singer: “It makes me feel weird in my body.”
On being a scientist of music: “I’m a scientist of music.”
On what his superpower would be if he could have one: “I’m gonna get corny on y’all, but I would heal the world.”
On what to expect in the following chapters of “Trapped in the Closet,” of which there are 85: “I have a leash on this thing, and I’m gonna walk it.”
On the only way to experience a “Trapped in the Closet” screening with R. Kelly: “[‘Trapped in the Closet’] is an alien, and I’m the astronaut taking you on a journey.

7 Things R. Kelly Actually Said at His ‘Trapped in the Closet: Chapter 23’ Screening

  1. On his current occupation and the inspiration behind “Trapped in the Closet”: “I don’t have a job, so I think of stupid stuff to do all day.”
  2. On how he comes up with the characters and the storyline for “Trapped in the Closet”: “I sit in this chair and get me some Cognac.”
  3. On switching between Sylvester, his “Trapped in the Closet” character, and R. Kelly, the R&B singer: “It makes me feel weird in my body.”
  4. On being a scientist of music: “I’m a scientist of music.”
  5. On what his superpower would be if he could have one: “I’m gonna get corny on y’all, but I would heal the world.”
  6. On what to expect in the following chapters of “Trapped in the Closet,” of which there are 85: “I have a leash on this thing, and I’m gonna walk it.”
  7. On the only way to experience a “Trapped in the Closet” screening with R. Kelly: “[‘Trapped in the Closet’] is an alien, and I’m the astronaut taking you on a journey.
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