February 2012
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arcticmonkeysus replied to your post
was wrong witchu
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Jean-Ralphio is the Amazing Spiderman
rejectedjokes:
The wonderful people at CollegeHumor edited this together at breakneck speed after so many people tweeted/posted about Jean-Ralphio kinda looking like the Amazing Spiderman. To those editors (especially Sam Jacobson, I know it was you, you sly dog) I say kudos and thank you. To everyone else I say enjoy the trailer now as it will inevitably be taken down for breaking 1000...
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Jack: I'd like to lose interest in myself. Do you think that's possible?
Murray: No. Better men have tried.
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“I’m fraudulant, a theif at best. A coward who paints a bullshit canvas of...”
– Jenny Lewis, “You Are What You Love” - I’ve posted these many times before, once quite recently, but I have hardly ever related to anything more, so on the blog it goes again.
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Literally nothing makes me feel as good as...
I love it so, so, so, so, so much. I wish I were better at it. But in the end it doesn’t really matter. I don’t think I’d want to do it professionally anyway. That’d probably ruin it a bit.
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Apropos to a conversation I'm having, I would like...
I already posted my big, gross secret when I hit 500 followers.
When I hit 1,000, I’ll post the actual story.
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Valuable Lessons Learned About Pre-Cutting Your...
Keep the onions in a separate container. Because after a week, you’re pretty much just eating onions of various shapes, colors, and consistencies.
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I’m lifting you up I’m letting you down I’m dancing til dawn I’m fooling around I’m not giving up I’m making your love
This city’s made us crazy and we must get out.
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“And if all that is meaningless, I want to be cured
Of a craving for something I...”
– T.S. Eliot, The Cocktail Party (via theavenuesunsugaredtaste)
Anonymous asked: oh man. I love your blog and thought... whoever her bff is.... will also have an amazing tumblr :( how long how you guys been bffs?
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“Proposition 8 served no purpose, and had no effect, other than to lessen the...”
– Circuit Judge Stephen Reinhardt, Kick-Ass Mega-Judge (via jessethorn)
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Anonymous asked: who's your bestfriend? does she have a tumblr?
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“It genuinely weirds me out that Justin Timberlake doesn’t know who I am...”
– Stanzie
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roll on, Coachella
blakejp:
O_O
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So fucking proud of my best friend right now.
Today is a good day for fucking having friends, man, I tell you. I am so blessed with the people I have in my life.
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How awkward to get better therapy from someone you...
Some people are just quality people you are glad to have met.
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I don’t want to be obnoxious and post everyone’s replies, but thank you guys so much, you’re too fucking sweet.
And yes, Stanzie, that’s my shmancy Ralph Lauren comforter.
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imthephantom replied to your video: This is me realizing I can finally video tape…
whoa. your voice is amazing and you are beautiful.
Oh shush thank you.
itscohen replied to your video: This is me realizing I can finally video tape…
Dewey steals your limelight, I’m not going to lie. (ps, I want to be you)
He does. He ALWAYS does. He such an attention whore. (PS I want to be YOU!)
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Real Friends Totally Let Friends Do Drugs
Kate: I missed out on kid shit I think.
James: well
Kate: Ah well.
James: we can do coke when i come down to visit
Kate: That's a real friend.
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acandleandawick replied to your post: Here’s something else I do that’s troubling.
Sometimes i think i’m just semi-consciously not thinking/stopping myself from feeling anything about a certain issue b/c i lack maturity. And rather than facing things, i sorta bury it and make it so that i don’t have any feelings about it.
I most certainly am doing this. But every time I logically...