Erin pointed out that The Districts are opening for Arctic Monkeys in like 10 days and I’m just sad because I never got published? And I never got married and I never got to see Paris. I never got a pug. I just have a lot of things left to do and I’ll just never do those things because I’m crying at my desk that I can’t get to Seattle in less than two weeks time to see this utter emotional shit show but when you think about it I’d die either way. Seeing it or not. It’s just not fair. 30 isn’t too young but it’s too young to die.
I don’t care, I love it.
[that Broad City gif]